If You Buy This Your Friends Will Have Questions

I Make Art You Can't Not See !

  • 3D PRINTED BROOCH

    - Wearable Brooch Pins with Eyeballs -

    If you wear these things in public someone will definitely call your therapist.

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  • ROUND METAL BUTTONS and REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS

    - Comes With Superb Velvety Finish -

    Gateway Brooch ... Eyeballs, dude! 

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  • CANVAS PRINTS

    - Home Decor with Serious Implications -

    Art Pix of my personal, hand-built eye baubles. Took ten years to build. I wear these on my coat. You can wear them on your wall !!

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  • HOME GOODS

    Just look at this rug !!
    Crazy stuff for your Life.
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  • HOODIES & SHIRTS

    - Try to Blend In ... I Dare Ya -

    Live out loud and leave 'em wondering ... "what did I just see."

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  • GREETING CARDS

    - Extend Craziness to Others -

    Your people love getting NOT bills & junk mail. Imagine them pulling this whack job outta the envelope. Almost anything could happen.

    Good ... it'll be good.

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What In The Hell IS This Anyway?

My first real job was at a toy company.
Art for toys.
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Ten years ago I started working with plastic eyeballs. Completely took over my head.

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For my Covid Project I decided to teach myself 3-D printing, learn web sales shit, and make this store happen.

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My name is Joenonymous.
I am an alcoholic in recovery.
Confusing thing ... addiction.
I wrote a website to lend clarity.
Joenonymous.com

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Coming Soon

While I am building this web store my printers are busy making these designs.
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