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NAPKINS

Go ahead ... put this up to your face.
Wipe your mouth.
Blow your nose.

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters now.

There are two ways to look at this:

1) "Holy Cow ... I just bought these napkins. I saw them. Paid for them. Somebody acturally delivered this to my house. Its like a slow-motion train wreck I just had to flop out my wallet and pay for. I don't know what happened. I'm so ashamed."

2) "Holy Cow ... I just found something on the internet that NOBODY ever thought could exist. And now they're HERE !!!!   I gotta throw a party or invent a Holiday ... anything to get my people here to witness the magic. I'm AWESOME !!"

The choice is entirely yours.
Go ahdead ... buy these.
You'll never forgive yourself.
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• Material: soft, three-ply custom white paper
• Two sizes:
   Luncheon (6.5" x 6.5")
   Beverage (4.8" x 4.8")
•  Available in packs of 50 and 100
•  Smooth texture with coined edge borders
•  Sustainable paper from FSC® and SFI® certified facilities
• Blanks sourced from USA
• Ink may leave a faint shadow around the design's border,
   as well as specks on the napkin's edge
• These are expensive, but all custom print napkins are.
• Great for Halloween or ANY time you wanna loose credibility
   in front of your peeps !